Much like U2's smash 90s hit told you to, I want you to hold me, thrill me, kiss me, and Halloween Kills me! How was that? You kids get that? The song was featured in the Batman Forever soundtrack and I just wanted to go back in time a bit since it appears that the follow-up to last year's continuity-breaking sequel is doubling-down on their Halloween II vibes by revisiting the main setting of that particular film: Haddonfield Memorial Hospital.
As of late, I just can't get enough Bruce Campbell apparently. Granted, it is the Spooky Season, full of all things horrific and bloody. Speaking of bloody though, there was no bloodier show on TV than Ash vs. Evil Dead, which was unfortunately canceled after three seasons. And as fun as all the splatterhouse gore was, that may have actually led to Bruce retiring from the part of Ash, according to the original Evil Dead creator, Sam Raimi.
I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid of The Matrix 4. You're afraid of bad sequels. You're afraid of bad casting decisions. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to write the rest of this article, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world with a young Keanu Reeves.
Guys, can you believe that in a mere three months, after the release of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, we'll never have to talk about this franchise again? Obviously just kidding, but hey, sometimes it feels like the film series has just become a way for a corporation to shove out content. However, after reading some tidbits about the upcoming pic and the most interesting character in the whole trilogy, Kylo Ren, my excitement is re-piqued.
Dinosaurs stomped back onto the internet a few weeks ago when a Jurassic World short film hit Ethernet cables across the globe. People seemed to enjoy it well enough, certainly more than Fallen Kingdom, but more on that later. The short, titled "Battle at Big Rock," brought up questions of a possible live-action Jurassic Show. And, actually, a fan brought that question up to someone surprising.
To put it lightly, today has been a ridiculous day for everyone's favorite web-slinger. Spider-Man and his nascent rights drama came to a halt earlier when news broke that titans of industry Disney and Sony reached a fair deal over shared ownership of Peter Parker. Now, from henceforth, all news about the nation's favorite Avenger (right?) will be good. And I'll kick it off with this: Jon Watts is probably coming back for another Spidey sequel.
By this point, we all know what Marvel Studios is, and what they've done. They resurrected Robert Downey Jr.'s career, they turned superhero movies into the most cohesive shared universe yet, and they somehow made Thor interesting. We can now thank President Kevin Feige for his creative guidance, but this golden age we're in almost didn't happen, and we almost didn't have Feige's guidance for the latter half of the build-up to Endgame. Why? Because of good, old fashioned corporate in-fighting.
Soon enough, you'll be able to swallow some souls in delicious, crisp, and clean 4K resolution when Sam Raimi's original Evil Dead comes roaring back into certain theaters. Grindhouse Releasing has taken it upon themselves to update the 1981 horror classic in amazing high-def and also bring us a full and complete audio remix in gorgeous 5.1 surround sound.
There have been many a conspiracy theory formed over the years. JFK's assassination, Bobby Kennedy's assassination, Marilyn Monroe's assassination...jeez, they've mostly been about assassinations! But, no bigger theory exists than the alien technology/biology being held at the mysterious Area 51 in Nevada.
